A Week in the Life of a Fatty in HK: The Danyal Kothari Story

If I wrote about about my week, that would be the title. The cover would be me, eating.

Let's recap a few meals I had this week:
3 meals of Pizza
2 meals of KFC
1 late night McDonald's Run

Approximate calories: 3000
Approximate blockage of arteries: Drastic
Approximate pounds gained: 0. Gotta love being a 20 year old boy (man?)! But oh god, it's gonna catch up real fast...

Now, let me defend myself.

Pizza: Midterms were this week and when its late and you're hungry and (pretending) to work pizza is fast and convenient. Why so many meals? Well, if you're a student in HK if you buy 1 large pizza, you get 1 free!! Whaaaaat. How can you pass up that deal? It's like free happiness. Needless to say, the pizza lasted for a few meals.
KFC: This one's a little sad. Again, studying and hungry. After an evening shower, I find to my dismay an empty underwear drawer! At this moment, I considered buying the "paper underwear" sold in the grocery store...but how would I get to said grocery store with no underpants!! Dilemma. I had to turn down a (non-fast food) dinner invitation and was trapped in my room doing laundry! Fed up with pizza, my roomate suggested KFC delivery. But, the minimum order is 60HKD...so I was forced to order the "Combo for 2"...for myself! Don't judge.
McDonald's: After a night out, this one is hard to resist. Guilty.

Fatty Mc Fat Fat,
Dans